Haha! ^__________^
Ok, the long awaited Guo Dong’s Interview! Haha. This time, there are more than one reporter. Due to all the chaos and commotions on that day, I managed to capture only some parts [I sincerely apologise], and some other parts are requested to be kept confidential by the interviewee. So anyway, I hope you enjoy what is here:
G.D.: Guo Dong; X.J.: Xiao Jun; S.K.: Shao Kai; K.M.: Kim Min; Y.Y.: Yuan Yi; Y.T.: Yan Ting
S.K.: Are you ready for the interview?G.D.: *gives his usual smile that seems rather smug* Yes.
S.K.: What you usually do at home?
G.D.: Play, sleep, watch TV.
X.J.: Never do homework?! Tsk tsk!
G.D.: They [referring to S.K. and K.M.] don’t allow me say study!
K.M.: Are you sure you study at home?
G.D.: Yar, I got study.
S.K.: Ok, let’s ask something lame. Erm, ok, what colour underwear you wear today?
Everyone else: Ehhh… really a bit no point. -.-
G.D.: Brown.
Someone: Woah! Really answer. >.< X.J.: Alright, ask something more constructive. Ok, what’s your 人生目标?
*一阵冷风吹过* *silence* *stunt* *eh…* *BREATHES*
G.D.: 不要record下去。I can’t think of anything now.
*pause*
G.D.: Eh….x 3
*pause again*
G.D.: 还没想到。
Everyone *faints*
Y.Y.: What’s your most embarrassing moment?
G.D.: Most embarrassing… can you ask simpler questions?
X.J.: Already very simple le…-.-
G.D.:让我想先。Waste time一下[coz we promise him the interview will only be 10minutes]。
S.K.: Ok ok. Do you like our CT rep?
Everyone else: …
G.D.: Yes. Ok.
*S.K. smugs*
G.D.: Next.
S.K.: Few of the girls think that you are the shuai-est, how do you feel…
G.D.: Neutral.
S.K.: That’s not a feeling.
G.D.: All right lor.
S.K.: That means feel good lar.
G.D.: Not lar. F**k. Ok.
S.K.: Must record that F-word down.
X.J.: He usually also use it one. So already record le.
*G.D., S.K. and K.M. got into a squabble about whether G.D. feels good with reference to the incidents at Orchard. I have no idea what they are talking about.*
Y.T.: Next question!
K.M.: If you go Orchard, got girls look at you, you’ll feel good?
G.D.: Yes… *forced by S.K. and K.M.*
*Another commotion that we have no idea what they [S.K., K.M. and G.D.] are talking about… so censored and settled with the following question…*
Y.T.: Is your future ideal partner like Suzanne?
S.K.: Yes yes! Ok ok, just say who's your ideal partner?
G.D.: My ideal future partner is...shorter than me... earn lesser than me...eh...
ryone prompts: 内涵!!
G.D.: What's that?
Everyone *faints*.
Sophia: You know, like personality...
S.K.: Ok ok. Is there anyone like this in the class?
G.D.: You are dead. [?] No lar.
Everyone: Awww...
S.K.: Erm.. you choose to 爱人还是被人爱？
G.D.: Got difference meh?
Everyone: -.- You want to love or be loved?
G.D.: 爱人。
S.K.: Woah… is it?
X.J.: 他是伟大，ok?
S.K.: Ok.
-End of Interview, due to too much commotion and argument over G.D.'s answers.-
Ok, the next victim, I mean interviewee is Shao Kai. Any one wants to take over the job of a reporter for this round? Please tell me! Haha.
And ermz, I think I'll be revamping the blog. And ermz, LEP ppl, please go to LEP blog [hwachonglep.blogspot.com] and look around. Thanks.
